asjones ([info]asjones) wrote,

joe and andre

dear you,
please take my boyfriend as your roommate. he doesn't clean the bathroom, never vacuums and leaves old fliers all over the house. BUT he makes really good porkchops and will probably get you drunk and try to take advantage of you all the time. I promise it will be worth the $625 in rent and endless hours of entertainment.You'll snuggle, hang those curtains and watch bad japanese pop bands on the television all day long.
Best regards,
amanda jones

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[info]vexvim

July 14 2005, 22:22:40 UTC 6 years ago

i know you're joking but it would save my life if he moved in.

[info]asjones

July 14 2005, 22:31:34 UTC 6 years ago

I know it would...but I really cant part with him. I'll find someone for you joe...you're gonna make me cry...I dont want you to be homeless or lifeless or room-mateless or any other less. I'll find someone for you joe. you're freaking me out.
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